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<Bao> A friend from college is now getting her PhD in
biomedical engineering, and she has a pet rat she has to
experiment on, and she had to castrate it for her next
procedure.
<Bao> Apparently the thing wasn't fully under anaesthesia, and
when she was shaving it, it ejaculated on her.
<Bao> And the most horrible thing is that she shrugs it off
and is like, "Who'd have thought the first handjob I'd ever
give would be to a rat?!"