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<Shameful_Buffalo> I got bored tonight, so I played the wal
mart game, you know where you go to wal mart and see who can
get the funniest items together
<Shameful_Buffalo> well I give my friends ryan and taylor $20
and they go off, taylor gets KY Jelly, Camoflauge shorts and
Predator on DVD, I get some G2 Pilot pens, A mountain dew,
Murray's Superior Afroshine Hair Pomade, 12-pack of Lubed
Trojans, a pair of Brinks Luggage Locks with keys, Electrical
Tape, and some Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (standard double-cup
pack).
<Shameful_Buffalo> Ryan comes back empty handed and this
follows, 
Ryan: "I played your game dude..."
Taylor: "then where is your stuff?"
Me: "Yeah, you had to buy something with that 20 I gave
you.."
Ryan "I went to automotive and put a tire on layaway..."
<Shameful_Buffalo> I never laughed so hard in my entire life,
I gave him the 10 bucks for winning and walked to the car with
my bag of crap.