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<Sede> I was cleaning out under my waterbed mattress a few
years ago and found a razorblade. I was cleaning it out again
today and found a 5" long nail. I think I have a suicidal
waterbed Sad
<Sede> I also found Auto Insurance from Monopoly, and a
broken-off mechanical monkey hand. I don't know how this stuff
winds up under my waterbed but it is awesome.
<Kazz> there isn't Auto Insurance in Monopoly
<Kazz> there is in Life though
<Sede> The things that wind up under my matress is like the
inventory of an old LucasArts adventure game.
<Sede> I always stashed Auto Insurance somewhere near when
playing Monopoly in case I got the car piece. Then I didn't
have to pay taxes.
<Sede> I usually got to be the car, because otherwise I'd pick
the Scottish-Terrier-riding-a-wheelbarrow-wearing-a-tophat
piece, which didn't leave anyone else many options.
<Sede> My dad probably shouldn't have given me a soldering
iron for my birthday.