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<tyrius> i have no job, no car, no gf
<tyrius> its 4am, sitting in my parents basement
<tyrius> my fingers are now permanent orange from the cheetos,
and so is my wang (dont ask)
<tyrius> and dont you hate it when you step in a puddle of
cum, then step in leftover dry ramen on the floor
<tyrius> if you let this shit dry, its impossible to get off.
like instant liquid cement
<tyrius> ...
<tyrius> hello
<ef_slinky> You make me feel so good about my life right now.
Thank you.