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<Chalklatemilk> ok so im wacking off to a video of two
lesbians fucking eachother
<Chalklatemilk> then i hear my mom walking down the hall to
this room
<Chalklatemilk> so i quickly close the video
<Chalklatemilk> then she walks in and im sitting with my pants
down, left hand around the cock, and she looks at me...then
looks at the screen...my desktop was open and had three naked
gnomes standing by a fireplace...the look on her face as she
left the room will stick with me till the day i die.