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whatshisname: Why does the media insist on calling intelligent
design an 'alternative' to the theory of evolution?
That's like saying pancakes are a good alternative to an
internal combustion engine.
What units do you use for measuring Godliness?
mediaho: Cleanliness?
whatshisname: I was thinking more along the lines of
Jehovahwatts: "It took 47.3 Jehovahwatts to turn that water
into wine"
MrNeutron: "Wha. . . what the hell is a Jehovahwatt"
Smallberries: About 103 Jews.
pwhp_67: Are Jehovawatts metric?
jimmyhaha: Commie.