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<blotch> heres a cool office trick
<blotch> unscrew the speaker part of your coworkers phone and
throw in a roll of quarters and seal it back up
<blotch> then after about 2 months of them being used to the
weight remove the coins when they're away
<blotch> and watch them lift the phone the next time someone
calls and bash themselves in the face