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<IanJ> so I got on the elevator here to come up to my room and
these girls were in there and they were like "You know, you
live on our floor but we never get to see you!" and I'm
like... "Duh... uhm... yeah... uhh.... well I don't know you
guys..." and then there was an awkward silence. but when we
got back to my floor I pulled out my electric guitar and
started wailing on it. and they accepted me. and I am now the
king of earth.
<ElCarpeto> Ian masters tribal ethics.
<IanJ> the real ending to that little story is a lot more
depressing.