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Tarrock: Did you guys hear what happened at the tickle me elmo
factory?!
Julep Dee: Nope?
Trey Blacktail: blew up?
Trey Blacktail: *hopes*
Tarrock: Well.... the other day at the tickle me elmo factory
a man went into the manager's office and complained about a
woman outside. "She's holding up the line," he says. "I don't
know what we're going to do. We'll never get this done. You
have to do something!"
Tarrock: So the manager gets up and walks outside where he
finds the woman with red cloth and a bag of marbles. She was
wrapping the marbles in the cloth and then sewing them on the
tickle me elmos. The manager burst out laughing
Tarrock: He says. "I'm sorry mam. I think you misunderstood my
instructions... I told you to give them a couple of "test
tickles"