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kooooorlin: dude I fucking backed up into this car today!
lhendz: what the hell. how'd you do that?
kooooorlin: There was this fucking seagull in the parking lot
at best buy like eating someones tire and I was watching it
while backing up.
lhendz:.....
lhendz: what'd you do?
kooooorlin: waited for the person to come back, and when they
did, they looked at their car, then at mine, and said "SOMEONE
HIT OUR CARS!"