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TaipeiSS: o.o I love the Harvard common app supplement.
TaipeiSS: they don't ask you stupid gay questions that you
have to write essays to
zenith251: They don't want no Jibba Jabba.
TaipeiSS: the closest thing they ask is...
TaipeiSS: Briefly discuss one book that has strongly
influenced you.
TaipeiSS: Briefly discuss.
TaipeiSS: That's like, a paragraph or two.
zenith251: But halfway through the space they provide "We said
brief, damnit!"
TaipeiSS: Not "500 -750 words on a quote that means something
to your life and how you exude it in every situation" like
fuckin gayassed Cornell
zenith251: And if you keep going past that line, they don't
read it.
TaipeiSS: and they get this big purple stamp that says GAY
TaipeiSS: and they stamp it on that part of your essay and
print it and send it back to you in the mail
TaipeiSS: And they include a handwritten postit where they
laugh at you and say you have no friends.