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<HuhWhat> Since everyone's comign clean about bad things...
back when I was 15 or 16, my friend invited me along to a
family trip to Palm Springs. We were staying at some motel
with cable, so I figured it'd be a good opportunity to watch
some Iron Chef on the Food Network. Unfortunately, he would
drag me out to the hot springs and the pool where I, who can't
swim, would usually be the butt of his little pranks. He would
drag me down under into the deep end and jab his fingers into
my rib to try to make me drown. Anyways, at around 9:00pm, we
came back into our room to enjoy the instant noodles his
parents were making. I snuck into bathroom to take a piss and
while I was doing so I noticed his little sister's bathing
suit hanging over curtains of the bathtub/shower. It seemed
pretty clear that she had left it there after having taken her
shower. I couldn't resist and hoping nobody was outside, I
pulled it down and sniffed the crotch area where
<HuhWhat> Whoops.
<HuhWhat> Don't read that!
<HuhWhat> Fuck.