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<bennyb73> People who abuse animals should be shot in the
face.
<29fps> If I can kick an animal's ass, then that's natural
selection at work right there, baby. We were put on this
planet to conquer, and today's pansy-ass hippies are nothing
but a disappointment in God's eyes.
<29fps> What do you think the guy at the golden gates is
checking under your name in his big book when you're standing
in line? How many puppies you've kicked in your life, that's
what.
<ksaintdouble> Isn't it the pearly gates? Or are you talking
about that homeless guy who stands in front of SanFran
yelling?
<bennyb73> If that doesn't sound like God, I don't know what
does.
<29fps> IT'S WHATEVER GATES THE GOOD LORD WANTS, PEARLY GATES,
GOLDEN GATES, BILL GATES, WHATEVER.
<Valvados> If it's Bill Gates I really think I'd rather go to
hell.