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<ShaggyShaggs> heh, my grandmother amused me earlier
<ShaggyShaggs> I got up, got dressed, took a leak, washed my
face, got out of the bathroom and mom's there holding the
phone telling me it's for me
<ShaggyShaggs> I grab the phone and mutter "Is this more
important than coffee?"
<ShaggyShaggs> and my grandmother says "Nothing is more
important than coffee, call me back later"