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<trips> Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of
dialup, I will fear no lag: for thou art with me; thy lights
and thy bandwidth they comfort me. Thou preparest a website
before me in the presence of mine boredom: thou anointest my
ports with data; my hard drive runneth over. Surely fast
surfing and low access rates shall follow me all the days of
my life: and I will dwell in the house of cisco systems for
ever.