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<@Bojangle> splurge: This one time, my friend called the cops
for getting a threatning phone call. SO the cops come over to
just see what my friend is like, to judge if he was BSing or
not
<@Bojangle> So they come over, and start chatting my friend
up, they go, "What do you do?" and he's like, "I'm a computer
consultant
<@Bojangle> "Oh yeah, what are ya' working on?" and he's like,
"Oh, some webserver"
<@Bojangle> So then these two cops start talking about how he
should use another server, and how the server he's using
sucks, and how he should set up a database for certain things,
lmao
<@splurge> HAHAHA
<@Bojangle> And my friend's like, "What are you, cops or
computer programmers?" and he's like, "Oh, I just like to play
around in my spare time"
<@Bojangle> It was like something outta Seinfeld
<@splurge> id skullfuck them and leave their corpses in the
backyard
<@Bojangle> Me too