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<StrangelyUnoriginal>So I was at Walmart, being the financial
transaction overlord of register 21.
Rite, and this kid walks up, I ring up his items and he says,
"So I heard you like mudkips?" so I acted all confused like he
expected me to andhe had a little faggoty giggle then he asked
me what his total was and I said, "Your total, IT'S OVER NINE
THOUSSSSSSAAAAND!" and my manager was like, "lol wtf?" then I
grabbed the pricing scanner and crushed it in my hand.