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<[Faer|eggs]> oh yeah, Easter
<[Faer|eggs]> which means I will have baskets of chocolate to
go with my bucket of candy and can of DIET soda
<LoneSamurai> hahaha
<Tremens> well
<Tremens> you have to watch to make sure you dont get fat
<Tremens> hence the diet soda
<[Faer|eggs]> This reminds me of a related, true, and funny
story
<LoneSamurai> uh oh, everyone run, here comes a Faer story
<Akuma> be less bitter lone
<Akuma> faer stories are really good
<LoneSamurai> hahaha
<LoneSamurai> if your 13
<[Faer|eggs]> When I worked at BK there was this woman who
would regularly come to my DRIVE-THRU window and order a
Whopper, an Angus Steak Burger, Double Bacon Cheeseburger
value meal, large Chocolate shake, large onion rings, lots of
sauce, and a DIET coke
<[Faer|eggs]> Each and every time, when I would hand her the
order, she'd make a fuss "Are you sure this is DIET?"
<[Faer|eggs]> So after about a month of this I finally got fed
up with the whole thing
<[Faer|eggs]> And when she came for her daily visit, and threw
the daily fuss, I said:
<Tremens> (this is where faer gers fired)
<[Faer|eggs]> "No ma'am, I'm terribly sorry, we're out of DIET
coke today. Instead I filled your cup with water, some bacon
grease, and a bit of leftover breakfast gunk from the cinnamon
rolls. I know it sounds strange now, but trust me, when you
drink it, it'll taste just the same as the DIET coke does
after you inhale all that fat and grease you order from me
every day."
<[Faer|eggs]> So she asked if she could see my manager
<Akuma> ROFL
<[Faer|eggs]> Of course, I smiled, and walked away to get my
manager
<[Faer|eggs]> Manager spoke to her a few moments, there were
some harsh hand symbols, and eventually the woman drove off
<[Faer|eggs]> My manager came back to me with the most PISSED
OFF look on her face
<[Faer|eggs]> And said "That woman has been coming here for
the past two years. She's been our most loyal customer at this
shop, and you just drove her away forever."
<[Faer|eggs]> The next day, I got a raise.
<Tremens> haha
<[Faer|eggs]> And that, my friends, is the end of my tale.