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<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots <Galactic> I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT <Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example <Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids <Galactic> I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY. <Galactic> fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit <Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids" <Galactic> Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed. <Galactic> FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me <Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches <Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more. <Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid? <Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think <Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him" <Galactic> NO. <Galactic> I'd be thinking <Galactic> "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?" <Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast" <Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast <Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big <Flaming_Duck> not me <Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore <Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up <Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME" <FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money <Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit. <Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots... <Galactic> Lucky Charms. <Galactic> FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS <Galactic> Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!? <Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky. <Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE <Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches. <Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!" <Galactic> .... <Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH! <Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here <Galactic> it's just always bothered me."