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<Chrysalid^Revenge> LOL! Worst mom evar!
<Sectoid^Authopsy> Coming from you, I'm tempted to ask if you
got laid again... ^_^
<Chrysalid^Revenge> I'll smack your ass later for that, but
anyways
<Chrysalid^Revenge> I was hanging out with a friend today, and
he had BB-gun with a cracked barrel.
<Chrysalid^Revenge> So he decides to fix it with epoxy,
getting it functional before the seaguls arrive
<Chrysalid^Revenge> And in a futile attempt to get the glue to
harden faster, he puts the damn gun in his mouth and starts
blowing down the barrel.
<Sectoid^Authopsy> I'm starting to sense where this is
going...
<Chrysalid^Revenge> Now his mother walks in with some laundry,
takes a look at her son with a damn good replica of a 9mm
Beretta stuck in his mouth
<Chrysalid^Revenge> And her only words were "Try not to make a
mess, and don't get anything stuck in your throat."
<Chrysalid^Revenge> What a lovely relationship those two must
have...