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KArmA-: telemarketer: yeah, I need to speak to your office
manager please(very gruff voice)
KArmA-: me: who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
KArmA-: telemarketer: are you the office manager?
KArmA-: me: no asshole, I said, who do you think you're
talking to, with that tone of voice
KArmA-: me: you don't call up and start barking at me like
that
KArmA-: telemarketer: well sir I'm sorry but I need to speak
to your office manager.
KArmA-: me: for what? he normally doesn't take phone calls for
yard apes. . . what do you need to talk to him about that's so
special?
KArmA-: telemarketer: !(#*%@ EXCUSE ME?! YARD APE?!?! WHAT IS
YOUR NAME!?!?
KArmA-: me: *click*