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<Niva> I bet whoever invented Jello did so because he had a
lot of friends who did acid, and really wanted to fuck with
them.
<Niva> "Hey, Matt, pour me a glass of water."
<Niva> "Sure man, I- HOLY SHIT!"
<Andolph> And just to tease them, they stuck all kinds of
stuff like doll heads and legs inside the jello
<Niva> Dude, this water isn't pouring?
<Niva> "What are you talking about? You're getting it all over
the floor!" "IT'S STILL IN THE PITCHER, MAN!!!"