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Yakuza: We get telemarketers all the time calling my house
Yakuza: So one night me and my friends got together and waited
for one to call
Yakuza: When one did, I picked it up and was like talking to
the guy, giving him that false hope
Yakuza: Then I had my friends ring the doorbell, and I was
like oh hold on
Yakuza: I went to the door and had my friends like shout shit
like "There he is! Get him!"
Yakuza: And we started popping balloons and had a movie on
full blast in the background
Yakuza: And then I let out this gut wrenching scream
Yakuza: I let the line go silent, and the guy on the other end
was like "uhh... sir?"
Yakuza: Then my friend ran over and picked up the phone and
was like "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!?"
Yakuza: I guess he hung up like instantly :D