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<parucha> So the other night I can't sleep, so I go downstairs
and pour a bowl of cereal and decide I'll eat it in my room
while I watch Conan.
<parucha> After I pour my cereal, I turn the lights back off
and it's pitch black as I walk up the stairs to my bedroom.
<parucha> By the way, I'm only wearing a pair of silk shorts.
<parucha> So I'm trying to balance my bowl of cereal in the
dark so I don't spill, thinking I'm doing okay. When I reach
the top of the stairs, the bowl tips and I feel it spill all
over my shorts.
<parucha> So I walk back downstairs to grab a rag and clean
up. I find a roll of paper towels and I pick up all the cereal
inside it and walk downstairs to throw it away and put my bowl
in the sink.
Then I start to clean up the milk on the floor and on my
shorts.
<parucha> Well this is near my parents' bedroom, and as I'm
cleaning, I hear them having sex. Being male, I start to get
an erection at the sounds of sex, despite the fact that I know
it's my parents having the sex.
<parucha> So I try to tune it out and hurry up with the spilt
milk. In the midst of all this, I start to have a coughing
fit. A result of being a smoker.
<parucha> A minute later, my mom opens her bedroom door -
wrapped in a blanket - and sees me standing there with an
erection bulging through my shorts, which are still wet with a
seeping liquid, and a paper towel in my hand dripping white
stuff, all outside her bedroom door where she and my dad were
just having sex.
<parucha> I've never thought seriously about running away from
home until that night.