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Rude: wicked story tho..this morning i'm sitting at the mc
donalds i normally do having coffee and such, and this
middle-aged fat guy who always comes in around the same time i
do walks in
Rude: (and this guy's a fucking dick, I hate him just from
hearing him talk to the kids working)
Rude: so he orders his meal, and when they put it all on the
tray, he puts the back of his hand right into the fries and
practically explodes.. "THESE FRIES ARE COLD, THEYRE ALWAYS
FUCKING COLD WHEN YOU SERVE THEM, I WANT FRESH ONES"
Rude: so they apologize, take the fries away and after a few
minutes I see them put some more fries on his tray...dumbass
puts his hand right into it again, but these fries were RIGHT
out of the frier, and the stupid fuck completely burns the
back of his hand and shrieks like a fucking girl
Rude: I laughed so fucking hard at him, and he turns to me
cradling his raw hand and yells WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING
AT KID
Rude: at this point i'm laughing so hard i can only point at
his hand and keep laughing
Rude: dipshit storms out and the kids working even gave me his
fucking food