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<TRG> so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it
wouldn't work on her computer
<TRG> so she put it in mine
<TRG> now, the last thing I watched on windows media player
was hardcore lesbian porn
<TRG> that got into the action right away
<TRG> so my mom puts in the cd into my computer
<TRG> opens up windows media players
<TRG> and the porn starts playing
<TRG> and when I realized what was happening I was like "oh
fuck"
<TRG> but then...
<TRG> she goes berserk
<TRG> she was screaming "THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE
DEVIL!!"
<TRG> and she took out a HAMMER
<TRG> and smashed the fucking CD
<TRG> it was the best thing ever
<TRG> not only was I completely off the hook
<TRG> you have to love the awesome displays of religious
apeshit
<TRG> I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on
this earth to entertain us