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<Miliwen> Alucard, how the hell do you make a city in SimCity4? <Alucard_the_Kook> Making a city is ... a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. <Alucard_the_Kook> First you need to check her out, get the lay of the land. <Alucard_the_Kook> Next, you need to tease her a little. Make trails over her body, allowing you to move freely. <Alucard_the_Kook> Then you fiddle with the zones. <Alucard_the_Kook> Finally... <Alucard_the_Kook> You give the bitch all your money.