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crwuidth: It's going to be hilarious if i ever live long
enough to have grandchildren.
crwuidth: "Wait, Gramps, so you guys used to drink ethyl
alcohol? Isn't that what's in jet fuel?" "Yep. Great stuff,
that. Shame they banned it when the synthetic stuff got made."
"Wasn't it bad for you, drinking jet fuel?" "Made you feel
like hell the next morning if you got hold of too much, that's
for sure."
crwuidth: they may be psychics and cyborgs and shit, but we
are going to be hardcore in ways our grandkids could never
dream of being.