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<Claws> Disabled people are the greatest.
<Claws> I have a friend who is in a wheel chair and he has the
most awesome sense of humour ever.
<Claws> The other day two of my other friends were having an
argument about something trivial, one of them turned to him
and said "You'll stand up for me won't you"
<Claws> He just looked him straight in the eye and with the
straightest face you'll ever see, said "Only if your name's
Jesus"