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<Shovel> I ran across the worst named person in the world
today...
<Shovel> I'm sitting in the waiting room at my doctor's
office, waiting for a physical before I go off to college in a
few weeks.
<Shovel> I'm a little early and there are other people in the
waiting room so when the nurse comes out to call the next
person I'm pretty sure it's not me.
<Shovel> She walks out of the hallway, looks down at her
clipboard and immediately turns around and goes back behind
the door.
<Shovel> She's obviously talking to some of the other nurses.
<Shovel> When she comes back about 30 seconds later, she looks
at the clipboard, takes a deep breath and says: "Shithead
O'Neal, the doctor's able to see you now."
<Shovel> A large black woman stands up quickly and yells in a
surprsingly stereotypical black women voice "IT'S PRONOUNCED
SHAW-THEED!"
<Shovel> She storms off after the nurse, who is apologizing
very loudly and everyone in the waiting room just looks at
each other and exchange a few laughs and snickers.