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<karlmex> So a friend of mine got back from Amsterdam a few
months back, after spending a stint there with a bunch of his
mates.  Told me quite possibly one of the funniest stories I 
ve heard. They had picked up some shrooms and acid, and
decided to take it in the wee hours of the morning, and spend
the day exploring the city while they tripped sure enough
20min into it, one of the group vanishes. So, after 7 or so
hours of struggling to search for their lost friend, they
decide it d be best to head back to their hotel, sober up,
regroup, and go looking when the gears worn off and they d be
of more use.
<tubs> lol k
<karlmex> Anyway, upon arrival at the hotel, surprise suprise
they find their friend standing in the lobby, dazed and
staring at the ceiling muttering to himself.  Understandably
they were all pissed off with him for making them worry and
bringing their trip down as a result of their half assed
search. However all the friend can reply with is  this fucking
town is full of gremlins!   They tried to calm him down and
tell him that it was the acid making him hallucinate, to which
he replied  I knew you d say that so I captured one and locked
it in the bathroom  
<tubs> lol?
<karlmex> as you d expect they thought he was losing the plot,
but he insisted they come to his room and look for themselves.
So, they head to the room, and sure enough, the bathroom door
is baracaded shut with chairs, lamps, mattress and the bed 
they're getting a little worried now, so they cautiously move
the furniture away and inch the door open 
<tubs> and??
<karlmex> ...Laying on the floor is a 10 year old kid with
Down syndrome grinning ear to ear.
<tubs> lol dude that's fucked up
<karlmex> The mate had come across one of those outing groups
or retarded kids - freaked out, balled up one of those poor
little bastards carried him back to the room and locked him in
the bathroom for proof 
<tubs> lol god man
<karlmex> anyway, luckily the kid had one of those ID cards
saying  hi my name is Ted, I live at blah blah  lol so yea,
took the poor kid to the lobby, called the cops and did a
runner before they arrived lol.