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<MftS> Who the fuck is the one naming hurricanes?
<MftS> They somehow manage to give them the least threatening
names ever.
<MftS> If I turned on the news and heard that Hurricane Erin
was coming I'd think to myself, "Erin? I could take that
slut."
<MftS> If I turned on the news and heard that Hurricane
Dicksmasher was approaching, I'd grab all the money in the
house, shove it in my pockets, and get the fuck out of there.