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(CitizenC): Hey, here's a question for ya.. what if Jesus was
gay?
(CitizenC): You know what? I bet he was.
(CitizenC): Walking around in that desert with his apostles
forever?
(CitizenC): They didn't have porn back then, which left only
two options:
(CitizenC): * Beat off behind a mountain somewhere to memories
of Mary, or
(CitizenC): * Say "Yo!  Deciples!  Suck my cock!  I'm the son
of God!"
(CitizenC): Personally, I think that second one is much more
likely.