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<balls>  that was the funniest thing that's ever happened to
me
<balls>  im getting ready to build a computer, and my dad
comes into my room.  he starts talking like hes giving me the
talk about abstinence and shit.  he says stuff like "son, we
want you to be safe, you know that" and just when it seems
like he's gonna give me a condom, he holds out his hand, and
he gives me a fucking static wrist strap.
<balls>  i never laughed so hard in my dad's face.