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<DarkKnight> I came home on Sunday night and I found my mom
staring at me and looking annoyed.
<DarkKnight> I smelled her cooking and asked what she cooked
and she responded by saying, "I didn't make any food for you!"
<DarkKnight> She seemed very pissed so I decide to go
downstairs to avoid her.
<DarkKnight> When I was just about to leave she asked me if I
bought a new game. I had no clue what she was talking about,
so I said no.
<DarkKnight> "You sure? " she said, "nothing Male to Male?"
<DarkKnight> I was very confused and disturbed by this
question because my mom seemed to be accusing me of being gay.
<DarkKnight> I said no again and she told me she found a box
that said male to male on it.
<DarkKnight> I stood there and thought for a minute and then I
realized what she was talking about. I ran downstairs and
showed her what she looked at:
<DarkKnight> It was the box for my male-to-male s-video cord.
My mom thought I was gay because I bought an s-video cord.
<silverpig> Just for kicks, you should leave the box for your
3 in 1 KVM cable laying around and she what she says about
that.