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<Zoso> So me and my friend applied to the same electronics
position in a store (think like Best Buy)
<Zoso> And he got the job even though he knows next to nothing
about any of the games or hardware or anything
<Zoso> All because he looks more "presentable"
<Zoso> And at this store, your first couple of call-in help
questions are done with the supervisor of your department
<Zoso> So last week, in the morning, i told him just some
bullshit information...and I called in that day (with my voice
disguised) to ask him about it
<Zoso> "Hello. I recently bought a 250GB external
hard-drive...and while it's not very heavy now, I was
wondering how much it will weigh when it's full."
<Zoso> The idiot responds with "Oh, don't worry sir, it's just
a few pounds more."
<Zoso> ...so the supervisor hears the conversation...
<Zoso> And the stupid fucker got fired
*Zoso is away: filling out application...again