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<Destruya> Women are like errors, they're usually annoying and
tend to fuck with your life right when you don't want them to.
<Destruya> Now, *girlfriends* are like fucking hard drive
crashes.  They happen unexpectedly, completely fuck your shit
up, and empty your fucking wallet.
<Destruya> But unlike most hard drives, women don't come with
warranties.
<Destruya> "This bitch isn't compatible with me.  I want a new
one."
<Japhro> 'look, you can't speak that way about my daughter,
get the fuck out!'