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Johnny: I just donated 2 pints of red cells. They let you do
that much now because they can compensate for the loss of
fluid with a combination of saline and by replacing the plasma
that was removed.
Pablo: Talk about being a quart low.
Johnny: No, two pints.
Pablo: Either they took more than that and you've suffered
brain damage or you were an idiot to begin with.
Johnny: What?
Pablo: Exactly.