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<Trinexx> So, we were all sitting around, trying to decide who
would cook tonight.
<Trinexx> Someone got the wonderful idea of making ME cook,
despite the fact that I once caught ramen noodles on fire. I,
of course, told them it was a bad idea. They didn't believe
me. Gave me a recipe and very precise directions. I finally
agreed to do it, but only if they understood that they eat at
their own risk.
<Trinexx> So yeah, we've all got food poisoning now.