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<JayNiN> So yeah, guys, my dad and I had a big arguement last
night...It's actually pretty fucking awkward.
<SimCard> Yeah? Tell us about.
<JayNiN> Heh, you guys aren't going to believe this...but
anyways.
<JayNiN> So last night, my sister was trying to get her AOL
connection shut off (yes, I know...who the fuck still uses
AOL?)
<JayNiN> and I decide to go to the regional chatrooms
<JayNiN> 10 minutes in the chatroom, some random guy IMs me
and is like "ASL"
<JayNiN> so I fuck around with the guy saying "19/F/WY"
<JayNiN> The guy starts tripping out and is like "omg, I'm
from Wyoming!"
<JayNiN> and so I'm like "Oh, really? What part?"
<JayNiN> the guy goes "Cheyenne"...I shit myself. I'm from
Cheyenne!
<JayNiN> Out of nowhere, the guy asks for my phone number...so
I was feeling a bit mischievious and I wanted to have my
sister talk to him and then we would just prank the guy.
<JayNiN> Well, I give the guy my number and out of nowhere he
goes..."JAKE!? What the fuck!?"
<JayNiN> I trip out and I'm like "Who the hell are you? And
how do you know my name/number!?"
<JayNiN> and he goes "GET THE FUCK HOME RIGHT NOW!"
<JayNiN> It was my dad...