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Fordrin: The girl to guy ratio in Austin is 5 to 1
Fordrin: I bet you're wondering, why aren't you getting laid?
Fordrin: Well, my friend, it's quite simple.
Fordrin: The truth of the matter is, I am.
Fordrin: I walk outside, and say, "Hey sexy little whore of
babylon, I've been on 3 #1 TWL teams..."
Fordrin: And the college girls, in their drunken stupor say,
"What?"
Fordrin: And I say, "So basically, what you're getting at is,
you want my nuts?"
Fordrin: And they stare blankly for a moment...
Fordrin: And then in their state of confusion, I take full
advantage of them.