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<kumaro> i got home for a terrible day at work so i decided to
take a quick shower.
<kumaro> so i got in, took my clothes off and turned the
shower on
<kumaro> like usual, i danced around and made a mohawk with my
hair
<kumaro> it was going great until i let out a big rip
<kumaro> man, it was horrible
<kumaro> im not even kidding
<kumaro> i coulndt take the smell so i was held my breath
<kumaro> after maybe 40 secs, i gasped for air not realizing
the shower was still on
<kumaro> so i inhaled a lot of water right
<kumaro> i was coughing like crazy then BAM!
<kumaro> i slipped on the shampoo bottle and hit my head on
the side of the bathtub and i was knocked out cold
<kumaro> to make a long story short, i woke up 40 mins later
naked with my mom slapping me in the face telling me to wake
up.
<dvo> wow, that sounds really kinky
<kumaro> talk about a horrible day