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<supervillain> i just masterbaited so hard my papercut
reopened and then I got semen in my papercut.
<[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard there is semen all
over my roommate
<[sa]hack_the> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all
over my living room
<[SA]CrazyAchmed> I just masturbated so hard there is semen
all over YOUR living room
<[sa]evensevenone> i just masterbated so hard my cock fell off
<[sa]mrpeabody0> i just masturbated so hard my guitar
exploded.
<[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard mrpeabody's cock
fell off
<[SA]StupidWhore> i just masturbated
<[sa]evensevenone> stupid: you're behind the curve there tiger