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<Tscully> It's Christmas. We show up at my grandmas house. I'm
14.
<Tscully> It comes time to open the presents, she brings out
this little square-shaped flat present, wrapped in christmas
paper.
<Tscully> I wonder what it is, what joyous gift from grandma
could be so small in volume?
<Tscully> I open it, and see the words "AOL Internet Trial CD"
on the cover of a cardboard disc holder, with a 14-day AOL
trial CD inside.
<Tscully> Confused, I asked her what it was.
<Tscully> She proudly proclaimed "I've bought you fourteen
days of free internet!"
<Tscully> And that's why I hate christmas.