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Seppukakke: You know, in the Old Testament, God was full of
Wroth and Vengeance. You did bad stuff, he rained brimstone
down on your ungrateful ass or harrassed your people with 7
plagues.
Seppukakke: In the New Testament, its like he has turned over
a new leaf, you don't hear some much of the nasty things he
did to his people (because if you believe in it, everyone on
earth is his creation)
Seppukakke: You know what happened around the time between the
New Testament and the Old Testament?
Seppukakke: He got laid.