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<joeofparma> On a Christmas Eve so freezing, I commenced my
quest displeasing,
<joeofparma> Through the crowded shops and busy stores of
flashy Yuletide glee.
<joeofparma> In I hustled quickly tiring, looks of
hopelessness inspiring,
<joeofparma> To the salesman inquiring, "Have you a Nintendo
Wii?"
<joeofparma> "Sorry, sir" was his reply "for I have no
Nintendo Wii.
<joeofparma> All that's left is PS3."