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<f48u10n7> this dude I know was sleeping with this girl, and
she had really long hair. so he gets up in the middle of the
night to take a crap, and he finishes his business, but when
he stands up, he feels a tug--turns out his turd is attached
to his rectum via a long hair. he had to hobble over to the
sink to get scissors
<taylah> what
<taylah> okay
<taylah> im confused
<nimh> f48u10n7: that's happened to me before
<f48u10n7> see, he must have swallowed some of her hair in the
night
<nimh> i've pulled one of my ex's long hair outta my ass
before
<taylah> haha oh
<taylah> my
<f48u10n7> i'm glad I only sleep with bald chicks
<`Benny`> that's the most disgusting thing I've heard in a
long time and I'm in here a fair amount of time
<taylah> god
<PunkRawk> like outta yer asshole nimh?
<aem`key> f48u10n7 lol
<aem`key> :)
<nimh> right out
<nimh> i felt it as i tugged it out
<nimh> i even called her over to take a look at it
<nimh> i was like, "cait, this is your fault."
<nimh> she was like, "what, EWWEWWEWE!"
<nimh> and ran away screaming
<f48u10n7> yikes
<f48u10n7> anyway, my point was, that's kinda like spidey
shooting webs from his ass