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<Sam>: So, that £5 gorgeous sketchbook I bought today? I sit
down to do the first page thinking "Oh wow, this is gonna be
awesome - I'm gonna fill it with great drawings and keep it
forever" and all that shit.
<Sam>: Open the book, thick black ink pen in hand and say
"Right, what shall I put on the first page?... Hm, a nice
"SKETCHBOOK" with doodles around will do while I wait for
inspiration"
<Sam>: I get to "SKETH" and realise I've missed out a C
<Sam>: My heart stops - my lip trembles... Do I rip out the
page? No! I'll improvise - I'll turn that C into a H with
stripes! Yeah, that works.
<Sam>: Okay, now I can carry on
<Sam>: I finish writing it and have a look at my handiwork
<Sam>: and then I see it
<Sam>: "SKETCBOOK"
<Sam>: Fuck