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<O.J.> Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General
Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy
scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As
follows
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: So, General Reinwald, what things are
you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: We're going to teach them climbing,
canoeing, archery, and shooting.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible,
isn't it?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see why, they'll be properly
supervised on the rifle range.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see how. We will be teaching them
proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: But you're equipping them to become
violent killers.
<GENERAL REINWALD>: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute,
but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love
the Marines!