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Tazoa: No one has crashed more cars then me. I backed my truck
into a rock camping once. Broke the differential cover.
Recaro: Shit how'd you get home man?
Tazoa: I fiberglassed it back together. turns out differential
oil passes right through fiberglass.
Recaro: Sounds about right
Tazoa: so I popped it back open and pushed some bananas in
there to thicken the mixture. Long story short i drove 700
miles with two bananas in my rear end.